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Welcome to Baby Ink, where we believe that it's never to early to start expressing your unique personality through professional, high quality body art. Baby Ink locations are non-threatening, family friendly places where people of all ages can feel calm and at ease. Although we are the ORIGINAL body art chain to cater to toddlers and children, our experienced, talented staff is glad to work on people of all ages. So whether you're 8 months or 88 years old, if you're ready for a tattoo or a body piercing-the clear choice is Baby Ink.


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Jul. 7th, 2003 06:35 pm (UTC)
My god
Just when you think you've heard about the worst cruelty from parents ever, you realize that parents can now permanently tattoo Barney enjoying some exotic entertainment with the Teletubbies on their little's ones cute wiggling legs.

The world terrifies me.
Jul. 7th, 2003 06:59 pm (UTC)
Re: My god
it's pretty fucked up, isn't it?

i think, if i could've got tattoos at twelve, i'd be covered in death metal band names, and depictions of demons and burning skulls of whatnot. the thought just makes me shudder in terror.
Jul. 7th, 2003 09:48 pm (UTC)
fear not, it's a fraud.

If'n ya go here:


and scroll down about halfway down on this page, then you will find the admission of this spoof as an April Fool's Joke.
Jul. 7th, 2003 10:20 pm (UTC)
man, was i suckered or what...

thank you anonymous. i kiss your feet in thankyouness.

(i still believe this could happen. i want people to know that. i am sure there are people out there going, yeah, that'll work, i'm going to tattoo my kid.)
Jul. 8th, 2003 04:54 am (UTC)
I feel much better now.
Still deeply cynical about the world, mind you, but in a cheery mood about it.

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