The lead singer of Warrant.
That was Poison.
I thought Poison was his solo act.
It's like just Bret Michaels doing everything: guitar, drums, bass, guitar, piano, wearing a hat, not wearing a hat.
It was kind of impressive.
I have never seen you wear a hat.
That doesn't even make sense to me.
Also, y'know, he wasn't the drummer, the guitarist, or the bassist.
This is disillusioning.
He also wasn't the lead singer of Warrant.
True, but Lane hadn't been the singer for a while.
On and off troubles with the band.
I mean, this guy probably died in some shitty hotel room by himself, high off his tits.
No official cause of death has been released.
He was a glam rock musician.
And you're helping starving children, I see.
This implies to me that people told you there were four people in the band before.
I just assumed that they were part of the lie.
The Bret Michaels lie?
Why would anyone want to kill Bret Michaels?
You just assumed everyone was trying to kill Bret Michaels in the 80s?