Maybe I'll grow a beard.

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Growing a beard is an affirmation of manliness and masculinity. The beard itself is a physical characteristic that separates men from the boys, girls, and women. In our culture that has downplayed good old-fashioned masculinity, growing a beard shows that you are not afraid of being a manly man. You can reclaim a too-often-lost aspect of manliness by growing a beard.
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It can often be helpful to choose a bearded role model to serve as a source of inspiration while growing your beard. This could be someone you know or it could be a famous or historic bearded figure. While growing your beard, if at any time your commitment and confidence falter, just remember your bearded role model and realize that he successfully grew his beard and realize that you can, too.
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I don't, sometimes.
That's why I look like a wino.
(i mean, i figure its gay...)
Or perhaps you could try it out with a fake beard?
And remember, as one of the Beards song titles reminds us, a wizard needs a beard!