It's as simple as that, no. You're wrong.
The fact that you call them terrorists only further underlines it.
It's proof that you have no idea what you're talking about.
Want me to say it again?
Say it all you want, but it doesn't change how wrong you are.
Disneyland is the best terrorist target in America.
The fact that you don't see it is due to your entire misconception and romantic view of the subject.
How can you say that?
Did you just point at an eight year old?
His mum didn't look happy.
Look, if you have a sudden thing for kids, man, I'm going to have to leave you here.
That so doesn't help you right now.
Thousands of dead children would create mass fucking hysteria.
I keep telling you: there's no fucking point to blowing up Disneyland.
Terror is not the fucking goal of terrorists.
Disneyland is the symbol of that shit and the best way to do it.
Take the fucking line passes for an example.
It's the perfect example of how money fucking changes everything in this country. See, if you have the money, you get the preferential treatment. Cashed up, you get to avoid all the wait and the fucking unnecessary presence of you're fellow human beings. It doesn't matter if you're good looking, if you save peoples lives, if you're a serial killer: cash changes the treatment you get.
That attitude has even translated into the world, and is the exact thing terrorists want to strike against: the excess.
How do you explain fat people, then?
If you're fucking fat enough here, you get to go to the front of the line as well.
Did you not see that dude being pushed around in a wheelchair by his kid? That kid must've been twelve and is pushing his Dad round in Disneyland, which as got to fucking suck as a memory, but both of them got ahead of us on the Toy Story ride.
Which is where you're flawed in your argument: terrorism is not a strike against excess.
How can you believe that someone sits around thinking that they're evil, or a terrorist, or some shit like that?
I mean, do you realise how idiotic it sounds to actually think that someone, anyone, anywhere, sat round and said, “Someone has freedom. Someone has the money for a line pass. Lets take it away by plowing a 747 into them.” It's like a super villain who wants to destroy the world; it's a stupid concept because if it succeeds, they kill themselves as well, which makes all elaborate evil plans nothing but suicide plots.
No, man, terrorism is about politics, about making statements. That's why they pick political targets rather than swarms of sugar hyped white kids.
Dead adults don't mean shit, that's why their buildings matter.
And admit it, your desire to pick Disneyland as your target to create terror has nothing to do with the goals of your hypothetical terrorist cell, but rather because Charlie called you this morning and admitted to sleeping with Snake.
Which you have my sympathy for, but children shouldn't have to suffer for that.
Yeah, it is.
Just what the fuck, y'know?
And I work with both of them.
It's all shit, man.
She could've waited till I got back to tell me.
She could've done it to my face.
She could've waited till after she picked us up from the airport.
There's a worse part?
And I thought, when I get home, I can take another shit on my toilet and fuck my girlfriend and not doing anything but shit and fuck for two days.
But now you want to destroy Disneyland.
Also, I still say it makes a good target for terrorism.
Don't—don't get me started, man.
Shit, I am not here for this place.
Look at it, look at all these families, all this fucking colourful shit, all these parades.
Fucking hate them all.
We kind've fucked up by coming here on the public holiday thing, got to say.
It's just an innocent fantasy, man.
The innocence is gone, isn't it?