Silence.
"Hello?"
More silence.
"Bye..."
Just about to hit the disconnect, when a voice cuts in: "--tarot card reading."
"What?"
"Do you do tarot card readings?"
"No, I think you got the wrong number."
"But I read your ad. It said that you do tarot card readings."
"Pretty sure it didn't."
"It said. Do you do?"
"No. I think you got the wrong number."
"No, it's the right number. You do tarot card readings."
"Sorry, wrong number."
Disconnect.
So I'm awake now. Lovely. I bet I could charge more for tarot readings. I should've thought of that.