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Notes From America, #2 (The Con Report)

Have kicked Nick Mamatas. Much rejoicing. Reputation continues to grow. Suggestion of statues and women. "You have slain the beast! Slain the beast!" someone cried. Given sash. Declined cash reward. Have not yet received photo shoot against pink horse in street like Christopher Barzak, however.

Have noticed disturbing trend to subvert all conversations to American food. I grow obsessed. Will start co-opt farm if here much longer.


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Nov. 3rd, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
Ben, go home! Before it's too late! You're turning into one of them!
Nov. 3rd, 2007 04:18 pm (UTC)
but i could change everything!
Nov. 3rd, 2007 04:21 pm (UTC)
Mate, you're already being assimmilated. No Australian ever thinks they can change everything. That's crazy American talk. Leave now!
Nov. 3rd, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
but what of the children?!
Nov. 3rd, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
Oh. My. God. It's already too late. Do not go near the other Australians!!! Maybe it's not too late for them.

I will miss you, Ben.
Nov. 3rd, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)

i think we don't have to worry about me and the other australians hanging out :)
Nov. 3rd, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)
Don't worry, food poisoning at a Vegas buffet will fix that mate, fairdinkum.
Nov. 3rd, 2007 05:25 pm (UTC)
McDonalds is pretty awesome, isn't it?
Nov. 3rd, 2007 05:37 pm (UTC)
Would you like fries with that?
Nov. 4th, 2007 06:33 am (UTC)
You kicked Nick Mamatas? I should totally go to one of these con things one of these days.

Tell us more about american food, pls.
Nov. 4th, 2007 01:44 pm (UTC)
I didn't even see Mamatas! Diude, I was trying to find you before I left yesterday. Where were ya in the afternoon?!?

I picked up Black Sheep before I left.

Hope you dig the rest of the con. Pull Bakker's hair for me.
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