You have a party here last night?
I don't really care.
Seems, however, that one of your prayer buddies has run over my water metre and broken it.
You might be able to hear the spraying?
My water metre is broken.
Guy from next door tells me one of the people from your party last night ran over it.
Yeah, well, I don't care. What I'm telling you is that I have to get someone out to fix this now, and that's going to cost me money, and that bill is yours.
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
Look, I don't think this is true. We're neighbours. If I saw your water main broken, I'd tell you.
A neighbour did tell me.
If I were educated man?
This'll be good.
I could drive my car over yours and mine quite separately, right now.
Still with the educated man stuff.
In experience people are stupid in all kinds of ways.
You do that. You can give them the bill if you want.
That's exactly what I'm doing. It was your party, your people. You told me about it at the time, this might have gone different. Mightn't have gotten woken up by my neighbour to tell me about it. Mightn't have decided you deserved a bill. Shit happens, y'know?
You do that.
You look hung over.