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Che Guevara T-Shirts Are About Hate

I really want to like a band called Che Guevara T-Shirt, but I just don't think it's happening.

Part of the reason I want to like the band is because, though it's not stated, I think the title is making fun of the people who wear Che Guevara T-Shirts. Perhaps I'm wrong, and perhaps I'm just projecting my own dislike for people in Che Guevara T-Shirts, but either way, there's the logic I have for wanting to like the band. Perhaps it's not the best one, but it's true. I can't fucking stand Che Guevara T-shirts. The people in them inevitably turn out to be touchy vegetarian revolutionaries who are busy reducing everything about Guevara to a simplistic image of supposed good revolution and good change that they can wear on a t-shirt. It's a G8 Summit! Break out your first world dollars and buy a red Che Guevara T-Shirts so you can march! Tell work you won't be in!


Do me a favour: kill yourself. You're soaking up my air. My valuable precious air.

And yet, you know, it's not that I don't see that side of the argument. Indeed, politically speaking, I'm probably close to being a touchy vegetarian revolutionary, and indeed, there is nothing wrong with being touchy, a vegetarian, or a revolutionary. There are people I know and love who are all those things (see). If it wasn't for my very real apathy that was born out of the realisation that democracy is entirely a sham and that the power of the people is nothing but a cruel joke that is allowed to exist in the minds of political romantics and political liars, I could go and be any of those things and, yes, even protest G8 summits.

But as soon as I see someone in a Che Guevara T-Shirt, I just want to break out the show trials, the gulags, and the assassinations.

It's the t-shirt. Just the t-shirt. I really fucking hate the t-shirt.

It's a touch on the irrational side, really.


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Aug. 23rd, 2007 01:28 am (UTC)
i have a castro t-shirt ;)
Aug. 23rd, 2007 01:29 am (UTC)
btw, that was me
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 01:43 am (UTC)
On the other hand, the weary facial expression of the dilettante nihilist as he talks down to the idealists yet to be disabused of their naivete by an uncaring world isn't a dated fashion statement at all ... in fact, it's never been more a la mode.
Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:05 am (UTC)
do you see a photo of my wearing face here? no. that's what makes me so special.
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:08 am (UTC)
nothing screams chardonnay socialist louder than a che T-shirt. It's become a brand image, same as Nike or Coke.

By the way, I love this line: 'You're soaking up my air.'

Also by the way, I'd definitely wear a t-shirt with Andy's 26 lies image on it.
Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)

you know, we could do one of those. i could just load it onto cafepress. maybe i'll run it by andy.
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
Fuck. *takes Ben's Christmas gift back to store*. Lol.
Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:10 am (UTC)

i know that's a lie cause you never buy me xmas gifts.
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:19 am (UTC)
There's nothing irrational about hating Che Guevara t-shirts. I hate them from both directions (as do you, clearly): on the one hand, you know, Che was a dude who believed in violent revolution, killing innocent people in the pursuit of a cause, not to mention show trials and all the rest. And on the other hand, wearing a fucking t-shirt doesn't make you part of the global socialist whateverness, geez.

Mind you, I hate Bob Marley fans too.
Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
yeah, i can get behind some bob marley fan hate. especially if they have dreads.
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
I was on the train the other day, and saw a kid around 5 or 6 years old wearing one of these shirts, and I almost smacked the kid's mother. He obviously doesn't understand what the shirt means in any political or social context; he's just too young to get it. So why would his mother put him in the shirt? For herself.

I tend to be a touchy vegetarian revolutionary myself sometimes, but I will never wear one of these shirts. As much as I admire what Che set out to do in S. America, I very much doubt that one of his hidden goals was the commercial commodification of his likeness.
Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:56 am (UTC)
that's classy putting such a shirt on a kid. but hey, maybe he has a che guevara action figure at home? heh. i bet they're round, too.

and yes, like you, i kinda doubt one of his goals was to be a t-shirt for middle class people.
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:31 am (UTC)
Out here in the suburbs it's not so much about being a touchy vegetarian revolutionary, but about wearing he same t-shirt that *declared cool person* is wearing. Not only do the people buying Che Guevara shirts not recognise who the picture is of, but they're watered down, with the red star (on his hat) replaced by an 'x'.

I became so afraid of being left out of the gang, I made my own version.
Aug. 23rd, 2007 02:54 am (UTC)

i bet not as many people wear yours to protests ;)
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 09:43 am (UTC)
heh. you know i love you, baby.
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 07:42 am (UTC)
Nice one!
Aug. 23rd, 2007 09:45 am (UTC)
Aug. 23rd, 2007 09:09 am (UTC)
Y'know, I don't have a huge problem with Che Guevara - I'm pretty sure he had good ideals and bad reactions to them, if that makes any sense, but he's less evil than many - but I do hate those damn t-shirts as much as you. I hate political t-shirts on the whole, to be honest, although I did wear my "George Bush and Son, Family Butchers" t-shirt when we had Al Gore and Gordon Brown in the office...

Oh, n' I'm thinking of buying one of these from a friend's site: Shame on US!
Aug. 23rd, 2007 09:44 am (UTC)
that's not a bad shirt that.

to be honest, i don't have the hate for guevara himself. he was a complex kinda figure, like nearly everyone in history. i just dislike the shirt.
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Aug. 23rd, 2007 10:44 am (UTC)
Commodification: providing distorted, diluted shit since time immemorial.
Aug. 23rd, 2007 11:05 pm (UTC)
you so cynical ;)
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Aug. 27th, 2007 09:24 am (UTC)
Have I mentioned the Che T-Shirt game? sabotabby invented it.

You go up to people and ask them who that guy on their shirt is. There are quite a few people who have no fucking clue. This does work better at gigs than at political rallies, at rallies I just count the Che t-shirts I spot, and report the number in my blag.
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