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Wednesday Morning Blah

Blogging has been light this week, and it'll continue to be so, since tomorrow I'm running a two day workshop. Privately, I call it the Teenagers Want to Fuck Workshop, since inevitably, I spend the two days watching fifteen and sixteen year olds try to pick each other up so they can fuck each other stupid.

I got an assistant, again, this year, despite the fact that I've stopped asking for one. They're nice enough, these assistants I get, but with the exception of one--the Beautiful Assistant, years ago--they're all some kind of useless. It's mostly my fault, I guess. I don't design the course so that there's something for an assistant to do, and since none of them ever have the faintest idea what I'm going on about, I usually just end up with an extra student in the workshop. Officially, assistants are just suppose to fuck off with the students during breaks so I can get liquored and stoned to continue teaching in the afternoon, but that's not exactly difficult. I can watch kids while drinking. Maybe I'm just a control freak. Or maybe I just don't drink enough coffee and need enough things photocopied to warrant an assistant.

Still, should this assistant not insist that one girl eat a sandwich when she is ill, which she'll puke up hours later, I'll be happy.

The assistant had left, fifteen minutes before she puked, I might add.

There was vomit everywhere.

Poor girl.

Anyhow, this time, I am running my experimental fiction workshop, and I think I'm going to actually replace one part of the shop with a part using tarot cards and Italo Calvino's The Castle of Crossed Destinies. I'm still working out the finer details of it, but I'll see how it goes. I'm talking out aloud, basically. The aim of the workshop is simply to present a variety of ways that you can write, and some of them, like the body art part, are not something that you can do for publication, but I tend to find that workshops get too caught up in that idea. Publication is nice, don't get me wrong, but there's a fuck load of ways to write and create that no publication is going to be able to print, ever. It's good to be able to indulge in that every now and then, I find, and I like throwing away the traditional narratives that are shown in the majority of fiction these days--there's a joy in watching sixteen people take work and completely fuck round and make a mess of it, and themselves, in the process.

In other teaching related news, I fired a kid last week when he wrote three pages of emo bullshit, designed entirely to piss me off. I looked at it, said, "That's nice, man. Very therapeutic for you."

Then I left.

Living the dream, y'know?


Jul. 11th, 2007 02:39 am (UTC)
and I mean the kids, not you!
Jul. 11th, 2007 02:44 am (UTC)
nah, i'm pretty self centred ;)

to me, emo is no different to the punk, goth movements. but then i was all in the grunge movement for the music and slacker 'tude, so what do i know. in fact, as far as i'm concerned, all those movements are fairly much the same--just the music and fasion is different. maybe i'm just not giving them enough cred, though. i was never much of a movement guy.

anyhow, yeah, students google me. some of them even read this blog. maybe they'll say hi to you.
Jul. 11th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
actually, I had the grunge look between 1991-2000. I held on to it a little too long, then cut my hair to shoulder length proper and started looking like that cunt from Nickleback. long live neo-grunge, or post-grunge, or commercial fucking rock and the beast it has become. I only had a few grunge records (Nirvana being up there) - I was more into the shoegazing stuff that died at about the same time grunge reared its ugly head.

Re emo, I think that's the combination. Combine the punk and goth looks, mix with the grunge attitude of boredom is killing me, slick it with commerical alternative rock (and there's my rich kid whining ethos) and bang! EMO.
Jul. 11th, 2007 08:08 am (UTC)
dude, not the nickleback look...
Jul. 11th, 2007 09:33 am (UTC)
yeah, that fucker has screwed with my sense of identity. I don't know who I should be anymore.