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I Have Trouble Getting Dates

I Have Trouble Getting Dates - Tonight I met up with B, after many an attempt. Sickness. Airports. Mountains. Work. An explosion of chicken corpses. All of these things got in the way of catching up, but it worked out, eventually, even though we're both running late. But even that works out and we end up parking near each other. There's a cold wind running through Sydney, however. It's the kind of weather that says there is a problem with the climate. It shouldn't be this cold. It's November, I live in Sydney, and I forgot to bring my jacket, because it's November and this is not jacket weather. None of this is right, I tell you. None of it. There's a problem in the world. But you'd be a non-believing, capitalist hating bastard if you said that. Fortunate, huh?

Anyhow, a week ago I told B that I had a surprise for her, because I accidentally let slip that my thesis got passed, and I was meaning to hold off till person to say that. Consequently, she spent the week trying to figure it out, and as we said down, said, "Well, are you going to tell me?"

"Have you been thinking about this all week?"

"You should see the theories I have."

"It's not going to be as good as those."

"Just tell me."

"I dunno, its--"

"Tell me!"

I pulled out my copy of Twenty-Six Lies/One Truth, and passed it to her, and she said the appropriate ohmygod-this-is-so-cool! thing that your friends say when you show them something you've created (or you're giving them a gift--occasionally it's the same moment). But I could tell, really, that this was not what she had been expecting, and indeed, it had not been.

"I thought you were getting married," she explained.

(Earlier in the day I read a really fantastic short story by Brian Evenson called 'Muller', which was in volume 37 of Conjunctions. At just under two pages in length, it was about a man and teeth and is, really, so utterly creepy that I forced it on a girl at work the moment I finished. A lot of people say a lot of good things about Evenson, but the one other piece I read I didn't really get much out of one way or the other, but this was great. Time to try some more, I think. When I came home, however, I tried reading George Saunders' 'CommComm', but found it immediately irritating. Maybe I'm just not in the mood. The link is here, so I might give it a go again in the morning.)


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Nov. 16th, 2006 11:26 am (UTC)
"I thought you were getting married," she explained.

Heh :-)
Nov. 16th, 2006 11:35 am (UTC)
made me laugh.
Nov. 16th, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC)
Aren't you married to your work?

And Evenson's Wavering Knife collection is amazing.
Nov. 16th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
Aren't you married to your work?

i certainly hope not :)
Nov. 16th, 2006 01:56 pm (UTC)
We saw some dates at a reasonable price at our supermarket the other day... must be pricier in Oz...
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Nov. 16th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
i am but a humble servant to the books outwardness
Nov. 16th, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC)
You must read The Wavering Knife. You must. I'm not asking, I'm not advising. Read the book!!! :)
Nov. 16th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
yes, sir, right away sir.

ugly cover, tho.
Nov. 17th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
I kind of like it, actually. Speaks to the . . . coarseness? Starkness? of many of the stories.
Nov. 16th, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
I once rang capnoblivious from Perth, while I was living there. It says something about how little I use telephones that he thought the only thing that could have precipitated such an event was an engagement. But I just wanted to chat about roleplaying.
Nov. 17th, 2006 01:28 am (UTC)
There was a speshul magazine with The Age today that was purely introduction ads, and I spent the morning reading it.

Conclusion: every ad placed a female said the same thing. The guy ads were more interesting/creepy/funny. And the only ad I would consider replying to mentioned jedi.
Nov. 17th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)
does that mean you're going to reply to it?
Nov. 17th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
Hell no dude, those calls are $2 a minute.
Nov. 17th, 2006 05:45 am (UTC)
...i should start whoring myself out.
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