The worse thing about shaving your head, is if you take a hit to the head, there's nothing to hide it. Something like this on people with hair? No one says a word. But to me? It means that until it heals over, everyone will be saying, "You have a cut on your head, did you know that?" When you say, yeah, you did notice, it's kind your head, y'know, they blink, then say, "So... How'd you do it?"
So:
I was rescuing needy, poor, but not too ugly, orphans with leprosy from pirates.
Thank you.