Now, you hear that kind of stuff all the time. Polls have been run and polls say. Except, I've never been polled about how the country is going. Neither have I ever met someone who has been polled about this. As far as I know, every one of my friends is existing outside this poll demographic that sits around, and assures everyone that John Howard is doing a bang up job, yes sir.
Well, enough of that. I have created my own poll about Australian Nation Security. You should take part. You should have your friends take part. It's a totally unbiased and even handed poll, as only I could make, and let me tell you, it will tell us what's right and wrong with this country.
Do You Trust John Howard (Indeed, the Entire Ruling Coalition) In the Matter of National Security