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Vanilla World

When my car was serviced a couple of weeks ago for rego and general life, my mechanic put in a little vanilla smelling business card on my rear view mirror. Did he mean that my car smelt, I asked myself with paranoia? After spending a day sniffing my car and asking people odd questions, I was no closer to the truth, so I just stopped asking. Obviously, I took the little business card down, however. Still, I just dumped it in the car and now the whole thing smells of vanilla, which isn't such a bad thing, but I've noticed that my intake of vanilla thickshakes from McDonalds has jumped.

For example, before the vanilla device, I would have none.

Now, after the vanilla device, I'm averaging one a week.

I've no will power whatsoever, do I?

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benpeek
Apr. 13th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)
it's probably true. nothing is sacred anymore.