Said the spokesman, "Despite the fantastic rollercoasters and free fairy floss that is given out to all people who go to those countries, we just don't think it's safe. Last week, on the bumper cars, a little boy hit his head, suffering a bruise. we can't have that happening to more people."
With a shuffle of his papers, the stocky, dark haired spokesman added, "But Britain and America are regularly maintaining their theme parks, and they are quite safe to visit."
