Ben Peek (benpeek) wrote,
Ben Peek

Thesis Deadline.

Saw the supervisor today and she said, "Six weeks."

And I said, "I'm going to need tequila, cocaine, a shotgun, and an apartment with no doors and windows, just food bought in by midgets or whatever child slave you have with its tongue cut out."

I'm told this request is made often and beneath the University is kept a cellar with test tube children and midgets who teach them to speak and read and mime. How they'll get into the room, I have no idea. But whatever, cause for the next six weeks, expect various posts about how I'm working to my complete and utter burn out and eventual suicide and you should all be preparing eulogies that begin with, "Ben Peek saved my life, twice..." Blogging will be light, I think, but once I'm dead, the hate and love you all enjoy will be back in full force.
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