1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
1.~How did you meet

Here's the honest truth: strip joint.
I had stumbled in there, looking for a bookstore, I believe. It was one of the clean Christian bookstores. And anyhow, I got lost, took the wrong turn, something like that, and I ended up in this bar. Except it wasn't this bar--wasn't just a bar. It was a strip joint. Pink Bits of Ladies. Tess said, "You got a twenty on you?"
"Sure," I replied.
2.~What would you do if you had never met

I think I'd be sober. Being around Lee makes you drink. Lord knows, it makes me drink. Drink so much. God,I must go through a bottle Jack Daniels just to be able to watch him wear those pants... Here's a hint: they're too small and much, much too transparent and have you ever heard of shaving your bikini like? Like I said, I drink. I'm drinking right now. He sent me pictures again.
3.~What do you honestly think of

I think she makes a fine Captain of a Submarine.
4.~Would or did


That's a pretty dumb fucking question. Why you fucking looking at me like that? Fuck off! I've got the video!
5.~Have you ever liked

...Who?
Oh, that other video.
That was a bit off for me, man. I swear I never got off on her kinda shit. Not once.
6.~If

That I didn't let Zara touch your corpse.
7.~Would


I think anyone would make the right couple, if they had enough time. It's all about caring, man. It's about penis' too, but mainly, but it's about keeping them clean not going out and--and--and letting people convince you to take home corpses.
You just say no to that shit and you'll be a fucking fine couple.
8.~Describe

Quote: "Get 'em before they go cold."
...Shit, that's more'n three, isn't? I think me bottle's empty.
9.~Do you think

Totally hot. Just last week, someone thought we were dating. It wasn't too good for her, but fuck, I felt like I was a real man again.
10.~Would


Is Deb dead? Did we cover that. Cause that makes a difference.
11.~What do you think of when you see

Liquor.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about

No! Gimme liquor! Gimme! I ain't goin' to tell you shit about that fucker less give me more liquor! I got photos of that cunt in g-strings and twenties and skin!
13.~Do you know any of

Not conversationally.
14.~What's

My hand's shaking. Could you pour that for me, mate? Thanks. Tess. Colour. It's red. Don't let her tell ya no difference. It's red.
Always red.
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is

I--I ain't like that. He ain't my type. Refill?
16.~What would you do if

We 'ave a good pay customer relationship. It would complicate things. Plus, she--she doesn't Bob Dylan. Do you know what it's like when a woman don't like Bob Dylan?
It makes life difficult.
17.~What language does

Fucked if I know. That's a funny badge you're wearing there. Ain't like none I seen before.
18.~Who is

I don't know much about Payne. Well, I heard, you know, heard bout them children... but I hear a lot. Take what I hear about Grant Watson.
19.~Is

Exactly.
20.~Would


She's mine!
What did I fucking tell you!
Don't make me fucking glass you you retard!
21.~Who do you think

I'm calm. I'm calm. I'm fucking calm. She's a fine woman. She'd be good for anyone. Look, I'm sorry about that threat... I didn't mean it. I never hurt no one. But, my drink--I broke my bottle. My bottle's broke.
22.~When was the last time you talked to

The other night. What about my bottle?
23.~What is

I don't she's a music person. You can tell. She--she hates Bob Dylan, too. No, not to the top. Me hand's shaking.
24.~Does

Just that one doing time.
25.~Would you ever date

I'm a bit--bit too drunk and alive for that, mate. Maybe I should have some bread.
I don't know what I'm saying no more.
26.~Would you ever date

I ain't drunk enough for that.
27.~Is

It's complicated.
28.~What is

Kum.
You think I'm making that up, don't you, mate? No, I ain't laughing at you. Well. Maybe I'm just fucking with you. What's your name again?
29.~What is

Fucked if I know. Starts with an M.
30~What is

I ain't got the guts to ask. You didn't tell me your name.
31.~Where does

I ain't saying shit till you tell me your name.
32.~Would you make out with

I told you: we got a business relationship.
Now--who the fuck are you?
33.~Are


Fuck are you?!
34.~Does


You're not the law. You just some fucking dude? Why you got an interest in these people. These people just normal people. Nothing odd. All normal.
35.~How did you meet

I don't like these questions, man. They depressing me. Making me think I did something wrong.
36.~Is

You leave her outta this. You understand that? Time for you to go. Thanks for the drink and everything, but we're done.
37.~Is

You jus--
Hey, what you doing with that?
No!
Don't!
I don't wanna be ea--