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Advice Regarding Sushi.

I'm listening to the Drones' Wait Long by the River and the Bodies of Your Enemies Will Float By, which is my favourite album title of the year, so far. The album is neat, too. A mash of influences from Tex Perkins, Nick Cave and the Badseeds, and even Chris Isaak, but they make it work in their dark, quirky way.

Want a piece of advice? Don't eat old sushi you find in your fridge.

12.


How To Make Pie.


The pie fascination around here frightens me. Do you know that? Taking advice off me on how to make pie is not the way it should be. But, still, I have the Old English Recipe for Pie and I'll share it, because it does make some fine pastry. If at one stage you say to yourself, "This is fucking lot lard here," then you're doing it right.

It goes like this:

8 oz of flour.
1 table spoon of cornflour.
Pinch of salt.
2 oz of butter.
2 oz of lard.
2 oz of cold water.


Now, another important thing to remember here is that you've really got to boil up your own apples and apricots and whatever you use, okay? My Nanna is a sweet, lovely old English woman, but there's nothing quite like hearing her say, "You're using ingredients from a can?" to make you feel like an idiot. It's insane, but true, and if she finds out you've been misusing her recipe like that, she'll call you up and set you straight. Plus, it tastes better. The other trick to it is to sift your flower two or three times, to turn it into a fine grain.

Like all things, cut back and add more as you go. If you want sweet pastry, turn the pinch of salt into a tablespoon of sugar.

So, yes, I'm still doing the thirty questions, or whatever it is now. Got sidetracked, but it's amusing me still. You can still leave words and ideas and such round, since I've got about eight slots empty from a mix of double ups and emptiness. Knock yourself out. Anything goes.

Introduction Fun.


Yesterday, artbroken did the meme where you find ten introductions and put them up for people to guess the book they've come from. I liked that, party because I'm a sucker for a good introduction, and partly because I also think it ties nicely into the what kind of reader thing from yesterday, so I'm going to put up a bunch.

1.

We are falling.

2.

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aurliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

--One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

3.

I was born in the city of Bombay... once upon a time.

--Midnight's Children, Salman Rushdie.

4.

I no longer live in the City of Truth.

--City of Truth, James Morrow.

5.

The cell door slammed behind Rubashov.

--Darkness at Noon, Arthur Koestler.

6.

I'd just bitten the hand that fed me when God called, again.

--Outside the Dog Museum, Jonathan Carroll,

7.

The first thing I remember is being under something.

8.

There is an interesting condition of the stomach where ulcers build like coral, fibrous tissue replacing musculature, cicatrix dividing that shady receptacle into two zones, with communication by means of a narrow isthmus: a condition spoken of, with some awe, by the connoisseurs of pathology as "hour glass stomach".

9.

Granted: I am the inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is watching me, he never lets me out of his sight; there's a peephole in the door, and my keeper's eye is the shade of brown that can never see through a blue-eyed type like me.

--The Tin Drum, Gunter Grass.

10.

"I see we're expected," the small man said, continuing to stroll toward the large open gate in the long, high, ancient wall.

--The Swords of Lankhmar, Fritz Leiber.

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ironed_orchid
May. 9th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
Is 3. Midnight's Children?
benpeek
May. 9th, 2005 03:33 am (UTC)
yep.

i actually really dig THE SATANIC VERSES (more than MIDNIGHT'S CHILDREN), but the opening line of this is just nicer.
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reni_0629
May. 9th, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
3 is Midnight's Children
4 --and I may be embarassing myself here--but is 4 actually called City of Truth?
benpeek
May. 9th, 2005 03:34 am (UTC)
heh. yes, number four is called CITY OF TRUTH. you know by who, though?
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benpeek
May. 9th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
number five is pretty well known. i thought it would be the easiest mark out of all of them i put up, but i liked how it flowed with the other intros.
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chrisbarnes
May. 9th, 2005 02:51 am (UTC)
My guess for #10 is one of the Fritz Leiber "Fafhyrd & the Gray Mouser" books.
benpeek
May. 9th, 2005 03:36 am (UTC)
it is, though you spelt fafhrd wrong. the book is called THE SWORDS OF LANKHMAR.
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blindsidepubs
May. 9th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
I haven't read it in far too long (I shall re-read it this summer, actually) so I may be way off, but is #9 The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass?
benpeek
May. 9th, 2005 03:36 am (UTC)
yep.
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dmw
May. 9th, 2005 04:10 am (UTC)
no 5: Arthur Koestler, Darkness at Noon
benpeek
May. 9th, 2005 04:13 am (UTC)
yep. one of my favs.
bodhichitta0
May. 9th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
Lard--the nectar of gods. :-) Once a year I take the kids the county fair here and this place sells French fries deep-fried in lard. They are SO good. It's wrong, how good they are.

Lard makes pastry very flaky and yummy. And I like the pie talk in your journal. It's making me laugh.

I think you've got some Jon Carroll up there, but I've not read him, so I can't be sure.
benpeek
May. 10th, 2005 11:13 am (UTC)
yeah, it is jonathan carroll. it's from his novel OUTSIDE THE DOG MUSUEM
benpeek
May. 10th, 2005 11:14 am (UTC)
and i was going to add, before i hit tab and send by accident, that i think it's his best novel. long out of print, i believe it's a couple of months away from being reprinted.
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