This story is another in my trend of referencing public figures who are dead and American, either in the title, in the story, or by having them as characters. I've been calling these pieces my Dead American Stories simply because it amuses me. Should I write enough of them to have a collection, I'll call it Dead Americans and have the cover made from the images of celebrity grave stones (that have hopefully been defaced and worn away by time).
It's a reason to visit the States and deface the graves of icons for kicks, okay. Like you all haven't thought of it.
