Ben Peek (benpeek) wrote,
Ben Peek

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Hilton Phone Book.

Did everyone get a look at Paris Hilton's phone book a couple of days ago? I did. It was pretty boring, and I kept thinking those pictures of Paris making out with a girl were fake, but that's just me.

Anyhow, this is what she said: "I feel horrible that, once again, someone has invaded my privacy. I want to apologise to all my friends and family. I don't know why this stuff always happens to me, but I wish it wouldn't anymore."

I don't know, could it be possibly because no one likes you? Because you're nothing more than a spoilt little brat who was born into wealth and is now spending her life in parties with drugs and booze and clothes that most of us can't afford to look at? Could it be that you're a vacuous little fuck of a girl?

Could it be, I dunno, that your face is being forced into my fucking mind and scarring it just because you're rich and fuck unimaginatively?

Might be.

Anyhow, I wish I had the ability to hack Hilton's phone. I'd do it. Then I'd call Lindsay Lohan and pretend to be her drunk and abusive father and demand naked photos of her, again.

Lohan, by the way, had this to say: "It's crazy. I even got an email from someone pretending to be Hugh Hefner."

It's tough being rich and famous, isn't it?

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