i once ordered pizza with my friend C. we were at his place: a tiny apartment down a road that has a party hire place, a boys brigade building, and a mechanics. the mechanic in there winks a lot, and every time i took my car to him, something bad happened. like the wheel nuts on my car falling off. fortunately, i found a much nicer and less winking mechanic.
anyhow, i order pizza with C. we had it delivered to his place, ate the pizza, and like, an hour later the pizza boy returned, looking quite unhappy.
'can i use your phone?' he said.
'uh, i guess,' said C. 'but what for?'
'i just got mugged.'
they took his car, his money, and his pizza.