Ben Peek (benpeek) wrote,
Ben Peek

The Last Two Days.

My evaluation reports read: the trained monkey was well liked. In truth, there was nothing but love for the trained monkey. However, the ritual slaughter and eating of said monkey at the end of the course was not enjoyable. A screaming monkey is much like a screaming baby, but without the soft flesh taste.

Unlike other teachers, you learn with me.

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