Ben Peek (benpeek) wrote,
Ben Peek

  • Music:

Money Money Money... Whattaya Mean Nazi?

Fuck Prince Harry and his Nazi shirt.

There, I said it. We can all stop reporting about it now, can't we? I mean, I seriously don't care. Maybe if Harry had been caught with his pasty white ass shaking in the air as his girlfriend whipping the shit out him while she was dressed up in one of those Nazi bondage sets... Maybe then I'd show an ounce of interest. Just an ounce. I still wouldn't care if he was wearing a swastika on his arm, mind you, but I could then at least understand why the media was saturating my eyeballs with it. It's like everything in the world isn't as interesting. I mean, hello, livejournal was gone. Why is the world is worried about what a rich fuck wore to a fancy dress party?

If people want a real crime going on, they need to start watching MTV Cribs.

Has anyone seen that? Talk about fucking wild. Jesus fuck, I have never felt more poor and useless in my life. Half an hour of that show, and I'm ready to admit that I've wasted my entire life learning how to read and spell my own name. What I should have done was join the Mickey Mouse Club, take it up the ass from Uncle Walt until i got pubic hair, and then go on to mime soulless music. The whole show is, basically, a walking advertisement to support downloading.

Imagine, sitting in court. The lawyer is pacing in front of you, in one those big Hollywood lawyer paces, which really is quite different to the casual indifference of most lawyers for anything like this. Anyhow, so, our Hollywood lawyer, young and filled with fire because he never did win American Idol, turns to the sweet young girl who is being charged for downloading music and causing Sony Executives to cut their penis' off to appease Uncle Walt's still living head.

He says, "Do you know downloading is wrong?"

"Yes," replies the girl.

"Then explain to me why you're doing it?"

"Because Aaron fucking Carter has a yatch and I don't."

Can you believe that? He's fifteen! Fifteen and he has a fucking yatch, four cars, and lets not even count a house and various other things, all for making that soulless trash he peddles.

You ask me, this is problem. You ask me, if I got to me insulted by news that isn't news (and lets face it, Prince Harry the Party Going Nazi is very fucking low on the news that isn't news--lower even than Brad and Jennifer splitting)... but as I was saying, if I have to be beaten with little bits of fluff that is dressed up as news, give me something that is an actual crime. I'm not saying the Holocaust didn't happen, not saying I reckon Hitler had a nice moustache, not saying anything like that... all I'm saying here is that Harry in a cheap fancy dress costume is not news, while the obscene amounts of money swimming in pop music is clearly a fucking crime against nature.

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