June 14th, 2010


World Cup

The World Cup is well in swing now, with every match accompanied by the sound of locusts. It's my belief that Jesus himself will appear on the final day the present the trophy. If the Australian team is lucky, he'll arrive earlier, as that's about all that they can rely upon now.


You think I'd have more to say on this topic, but that pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?