July 7th, 2009


Reason to Lock the Door

You know, it disturbs me that I'm making a second Michael Jackson post, but check out this:

It comes from a link to a story about Jackson's ghost strolling round his house, which is an obvious waste of brain space. But what's truly disturbing is the number of locks on his bedroom door, which is what they're looking at the moment before the ghost appears.

Now, I ask you, why would someone need that many locks on their bedroom door?

The children, I tell you, think of the children.