December 17th, 2007


Request for Horror People

It's recommend me time again.

This time I am looking for horror novels suitable for an eleven year old. By this, I don't mean young adult books. If you've been following my quest to get an eleven year old boy reading to improve his vocabulary, you'll note that he won't have anything to do with YA stuff, since it is, in his words, "Boring." Boring means this: there's not enough violence, there's not enough zombies, there's not enough battles, and there's not enough death, murder, mayhem and so on and so forth. I recently got him to read a Resident Evil: Zero Hour, which he quite liked, and managed in two weeks. Not to shabby for a kid who prefers girls and movies. Ah, but he'll do well. He currently has one of the Dan Abnett Warhammer novels, Double Eagle, which he took with greedy little eyes, but I'm not sure how this is going to roll. My feel is that there are going to be too many characters in the book, and that he'll find it an empty, joyless thing with decent prose... wait, no, that was me. Well, I'll see how he goes. If the Abnett book does well, I'll try some more of them along with the Perry Resident Evil books.

But, yesterday, he made a request for a horror novel. Zombie zombie, apparently. Kids these days, huh? I'm not terribly well read in the way of zombie novels, so I'm putting out the question to you guys and girls who are, for a bit of help. Please remember that while obscene amounts of violence is fine, I'd like to keep the language down, and if possible keep the sex out of it, for society is a contradictory beast, and while I'm sure sex would make him read just as much as violence, that won't win me any joy from the parentals, who pay me.

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Deadwood, Season Three.

It took me a while to watch the third, and final season, of Deadwood. Mostly, because I knew it was the last season, and so I had no rush.

Sometimes, a show can end on a good note, and sometimes a bad note. Without having seen the third season of Deadwood, I suspected that it was going to be much the same as the first two, and that its end would be one I'd lament, but I must say, how surprised and disappointed I was to find that the third and final season of Deadwood turned out to be badly written, put together with no style and, in the end, bordering a line in which it would spiral into making no sense whatsoever, if it hadn't already.

It's hard to know where to begin in approaching Deadwood in season three, since it feels wrong from the start. As a basic setup goes, George Hearst, the business man and prospector, has arrived in the community to see to his holdings, and to take in those owned by Alma Garrett who, at the end of season two, married the prospector Ellsworth in a marriage designed to hide the truth of her child, conceived by the sheriff, Seth Bullock. Why exactly anyone in the camp, outside Bullock's wife, would care is beyond me--and I was always baffled by Trixie, an ex whore, and her interest in it. Such tangled little lives, I guess. Unfortunately, it is with the arrival of Hearst that everything about the show is streamlined, for Hearst, with his money and presence, is viewed by those in the camp as untouchable threat, for reasons that seem thin at best, and are unwilling to take him on directly. Thus, as Hearst bullies and murders his way to get what he wants, the conflicts in the characters from the previous two seasons are forced to be put aside, and there are many scenes in which the main male characters sit around and discuss what it is that should be done, as if, y'know, killing him didn't solve it. Which is, of course, the most frustrating aspect of the show, because, so hitched to history is it that they cannot kill Hearst that weaker and weaker excuses must be found to justify his presence. It is particularly damning when this aspect of history ends up turning the show's anti-hero, Al Swearengen, into a basic hero, and turns his rival Bullock, into nothing more than a lapdog who relies, with everyone else, upon Swearengen's advice in how to deal with the powerful Hearst.

With that hanging over the major characters of the show, however, secondary plots and humour are provided by, well, secondary characters who step up to fill a lot of narrative time in the show. Unfortunately, this is the other flaw in the season. Say what you will about the actor who played Steve, the drunken, racist man who becomes the owner of the livery, and while I think he has a perfectly fine performance, Steve isn't interesting, isn't fascinating, and scene after scene of him verbally attacking the black livery owner, Hostetler, or crying out against him for his blackness when he isnt there, just gets fucking tedious. Yeah, he's racist, yeah he's a moron, yeah, he's going to be kicked in the head and looked after by the Nigger General--yes, I get the whole thing, but it's simply not as interesting as anyone in the show thinks it is (I assume they must think it's fascinating, since this subplot gets a lot of time). In addition to this, new characters are introduced with their subplots to fill up the show: Brian Cox, an actor I quite like, shows as Jack Langrishe, a character whose purpose seems to be to open a theatre, and whose sub plot takes up a lot of time in the show, but ultimately, goes nowhere. While not as annoying as the Steve/Hostetler/Nigger General subplot, it does feel completely unnecessary to the show, as does the arrival of Wyatt Earp and his brother, though this second one is quite brief. Removing all three characters, however, would have streamlined the plots, and allowed for such plots as Alma Garrett's addiction to opium, her marriage breakup, Doc Cochran's illness, and Cy Tolliver's self destructive behaviour to be developed and explored, rather than noted as passing elements in the show--and since all three of those characters have more relevance and are of more interest, the question I was left with was why this was not done?

I got no answer for that.

It is not, however, all bad.

There are good moments in the series, such as Dan's fight with Captain Turner, the relationship between Calamity Jane and Joanie Stubbs, and the final few episodes build tension nicely. Unfortunately, it is that final episode, with the demand that a whore must die, that the show ends not on a climatic note, but on an anti-climatic note, in which the flaws of the characterisation in the series are showed, for why, after all, would Hearst write to Swearengen for his demand, why would Swearengen do this, and why would Bullock, Star, and others in the camp simply agree to it, if they so despise Hearst? And why, before that, do they agree that Alma Garrett should sign her lease over? And on and on these questions, in the end, rise, to the point where one--well, myself, I guess--is forced to note that either a) the show jumped the shark with the inclusion of a figure that couldn't be killed, or b) that season three was simply not to my taste, and caused me to sit and poke holes in it. Which is a shame, really, because I honestly liked those first two seasons, and wanted the show to run it's full five, but such, I guess, is life.

Still, Deadwood does leave two excellent seasons, and the clip below is from the first season, when it was at its best, and Swearengen was an anti-hero, one who did not jump railings and run to a woman's rescue.


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