February 6th, 2004


Janet Jackson's Breast.

i'm not really going to begin a debate about janet jackson's breast. as far as i'm concerned, if you're outraged by this, you're an idiot. but, i thought this made an interesting observation: so far, on australian news broadcasts, and australian made programs, i've seen janet jackson's breast six or seven times. i can't be sure, because i've lost count. but, there is no pixeling, no black dot, nothing besides janet's breast being flopped out. of course, if i blinked, i'd miss it, but that's not the point i'm trying to make. what i'm saying is that australian tv is having a ball showing everyone janet jackson's breast. five o'clock news rolls around: look, here's janet's breast. six o'clock news: more of janet's breast. nine thirty news break: a quick flash of janet's breast. has everyone got a good look? if not, join us at seven in the morning.

meanwhile, i flip over to american news, and it's pixeled, black dotted, and that ratty little fuck justin timberlake, who once made a stalker video of his ex, is saying, "i don't need publicity like this."