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August 18th, 2003

Poor Fucker/Dumb Fucker.

"LONDON - A man died when a car crashed through a sea wall and fell on him while he was reading on a beach, British police said on Friday.

They said Harvey Flower, 58, was killed when the driver of the vehicle lost control, bumped into a parked car, crashed through a beach hut and plowed through the wall on to a beach on the Isle of Wight, southern England. The 59-year-old driver escaped with injuries."

"BERLIN - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.

"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes."

Shitla Mata Worshippers.

"A young Hindu follower of the goddess Shitla Mata has his cheek pierced with a trident during an annual procession in the northern Indian city of Chandigarh."



"Indian Hindu female followers of the goddess Shitla Mata have their tongues pierced with small tridents during an annual procession in the northern Indian city of Chandigarh."



"Devotees subjected themselves to painful rituals in a demonstration of faith and penance to the diety during a procession to a temple dedicated to the goddess."

it's a beautifully strange world...