Ben Peek (benpeek) wrote,
Ben Peek
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Ben Peek, Dead, 5th of June.

We regret to announce the unfortunate passing of Ben Peek, who on the 5th of June of this year was carefully cannibalized by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This SUCKS!" just before expiring. Ben Peek is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

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