During the week, as I travelled to and from the Course of Boring Stupidity (for which I was not being paid to attend), there was a surge of train delays and issues due to driver's refusing to work extra shifts. The media thought this was fantastic, and played it up as a classic case of Government mismanagement, but someone must have forgot to tell them that the Sydney railway service has failed to run on time for decades, and that the trains around peak hour are always packed and have long been considered some sort of punishment, because to me there was absolutely no difference in the trains on both days. (though in fairness, I did miss the gas explosion or whatever it was one night.)
However, there was one difference, and that was the Train Inspectors, or as I like to call them, the Grey Scum. With the supposed delays and problems, they were out in force, standing around the ticket gates of Central in a image that reminded me of the classic seventies film shot of a Police Force armed with shields and bats and ready to go break some heads and lines. These the Grey Scum lacked, but you could see their beady little gazes running over the passengers and thinking, What we really need is some bats to bloody them all up.
That's the kind of scum they are.
Lacking their bats, they would instead break out from the line in groups of four to eject people who looked suspicious: teenagers hanging around in the openings or the homeless. Selective ejecting, because neither of them bothered me, while the Can You Help My Christian Charity people irritate constantly, and the sad image of the long term unemployed selling a magazine while wearing a bright yellow vests that highlights that their sagging, aged bodies and broken spirits exist now only to stand in the public and sell the Big Issue.
I woke up this morning hating the world. I will have to go out shortly into it. What I need is a gun.