Ben Peek (benpeek) wrote,
Ben Peek



what would you like for xmas?

a while back, the question was asked on one of the lists i exist electronically upon, and this is what i wrote:

i want hitler's head in a clear jar to bring back to life. i want the little savage to have the tiny mustache, because it's not really hitler if he doesn't have the mustache. then i'm going to hook his head up to the power cable and pump some life into it, in a scene that will vaguely resemble nineteenth century scientists bringing frogs back to life. i imagine he will flop, and bop, and jitter a little before opening his beady brown eyes. i don't imagine he will say much at first, but i'll hook him up to some fluid, and drop him in front of CNN for something like fifty six hours, and i'm sure he'll talk then.

my plan, once the old fucker's head is blinking and talking like he's got some purpose, is to fill him with information about current political leaders. your george bushs, john howards, your robert mugabes, and so on and so forth. then, once hitler is filled with opinions, i plan to take him on a world tour, just me, hitler, and a wooden stool that i can put his head on. the title for this tour is not figured out yet, but i'm thinking 'hitler and me' or 'the miracle of modern science but i didn't use stem cells'.

the format of the show will be pretty simple: i'll ask hitler a question, and he'll respond in his own filthy, small minded, racist way.

"what do you think of robert mugabe?" i'll ask.

"for a nigger, he grows a fine mustache."

i doubt i'll get it, just as i doubt an aircraft carrier is making its way towards me, but still, i thought i'd share.

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