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Dec. 21st, 2003 06:19 pm (UTC)
And there's a bid...
Dec. 21st, 2003 06:33 pm (UTC)
hardly reassuring, is it?
Dec. 23rd, 2003 06:07 am (UTC)

But the real question is, does it come with a swimming pool and a jacuzzi? Because if it doesn't, what, really, is the point of owning one?

And does it come with lessons on how to dive bomb planes?

And how many miles does it get to the gallon?

I need to be an informed consumer before I make a bid, you know.

Dec. 23rd, 2003 03:55 pm (UTC)
and how big a crew do you need for an aircraft carrier?

i agree, the advertisement on it wasn't very well thought out. i would have liked a few tours, myself. (though likely it was a big lie, there was no aircraft carrier, and we were all teased with missle capability.)
Dec. 23rd, 2003 06:39 pm (UTC)
Hey, if I'm going to have my own aircraft carrier at my command, I want a well trained well muscled crew ready to massage at my -- I mean, jump my bones at my -- I mean, --

I mean obey me :) At my command.

Dec. 24th, 2003 03:39 am (UTC)
all i have in my head now is that 'in the navy' song by the village people, with you sitting on the deck in full control of all of them, each doing strange erotic things to you.

it'd be erotic if there wasn't that 'in the navy' song playing.
Dec. 25th, 2003 06:49 pm (UTC)
Some fellow history graduate students once decided to come to a party as The Village People.

They have now lost all eroticism for me.

Dec. 23rd, 2003 02:16 pm (UTC)
It was still there an hour ago, with 19 bids ($20,000,100). But it's been taken down. What's the fun in that?
Dec. 23rd, 2003 04:02 pm (UTC)
now i'll never get my aircraft carrier from santa...
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