here are some tidbits:
"i once tried to give my horse a blow job when i was cleaning his penis"
"Im still in love with my ex boyfriend.............he masturbates and sends me video tapes of him cumming, and i like it"
"An elderly woman who lives near us is dying, but we never check on her because she's demanding and clingy."
"When I was 13 I regularly (like every day) made fun of a girl for being fat even though she wasn't at all. I feel really bad about it and I don't know why I did it. Now we're both 20. I saw her the other night and she's absolutely drop-dead sexy. And she dates this fucking sloppy loser who works with me. Looks like I got what I deserve."
"i once dated a girl with a hairy ass. like, really wiry hair. a major turnoff during sex."
"I like pro wrestling. I still get goosebumps and a tear in my eye when I watch the video of WrestleMania VI when Hulk Hogan passes the torch to Warrior and gives him the title belt. I'm 26."
there's more. so much more. it will make you realise, no matter what is happening in your life, that it's not as bad as the guy who tried to give a horse a blowjob, or the woman who pours tea over her feet and imagines that it is piss. it will make you realise that the world is beautiful.