ben peek tries on john wayne's pants without permission, and finds them to be baggy, while in the kitchen clint eastwood accidentally scratches christian bale's favorite pineapple and tries to replace it. while in the upstairs apartment, shelley long and ving rhames, are constantly arguing about the correct way to raise their goats.
as the weekend approaches, angelina jolie tries to seduce heather locklear at a high school with mixed results, all of which is filmed by vivica fox. as this is happening, ben peek and christian bale and building a shed in which to hide the body of scott bakula, found dead with a strange drawing that looks, in a certain light, like john wayne's signature.
as the show closes, we find tom berenger explaining scientology to john wayne, who, wearing american flagged boxers, has lost his pants.
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