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LiveJournal Sitcom Highlights:

in episode one of the ben peek show:

ben peek tries on john wayne's pants without permission, and finds them to be baggy, while in the kitchen clint eastwood accidentally scratches christian bale's favorite pineapple and tries to replace it. while in the upstairs apartment, shelley long and ving rhames, are constantly arguing about the correct way to raise their goats.

as the weekend approaches, angelina jolie tries to seduce heather locklear at a high school with mixed results, all of which is filmed by vivica fox. as this is happening, ben peek and christian bale and building a shed in which to hide the body of scott bakula, found dead with a strange drawing that looks, in a certain light, like john wayne's signature.

as the show closes, we find tom berenger explaining scientology to john wayne, who, wearing american flagged boxers, has lost his pants.

join us next week on the livejournal sitcom.


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Aug. 23rd, 2003 01:56 am (UTC)
what was that post all about? did i miss something? oh and i cant really make sense of this post anyway .. please explain
Aug. 23rd, 2003 04:02 am (UTC)
there's a livejournal sitcom generator floating around, where you type in your livejournal name and it creates a sitcom episode.

i just fiddled with it. it's not really meant to make sense, but the idea of stealing john wayne's pants was kinda funny.
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