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Today's Morning Phone Call

"Hi, this is Ben speaking."

Silence.

"Hello?"

More silence.

"Bye..."

Just about to hit the disconnect, when a voice cuts in: "--tarot card reading."

"What?"

"Do you do tarot card readings?"

"No, I think you got the wrong number."

"But I read your ad. It said that you do tarot card readings."

"Pretty sure it didn't."

"It said. Do you do?"

"No. I think you got the wrong number."

"No, it's the right number. You do tarot card readings."

"Sorry, wrong number."

Disconnect.

So I'm awake now. Lovely. I bet I could charge more for tarot readings. I should've thought of that.

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drjon
Mar. 9th, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC)
Leave a deck by the phone. Dare ya.
benpeek
Mar. 9th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
i doubt i'd get any money that way...
drjon
Mar. 9th, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC)
No, but it'd be fun getting them to tell you what your cards meant.
benpeek
Mar. 10th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
yeah, i do need to practice my cold reading.
drjon
Mar. 10th, 2008 12:04 am (UTC)
;}P>
catsparx
Mar. 10th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
Man, did you ever miss out on an opportunity to make a fast fifty bucks...
benpeek
Mar. 10th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC)
yeah, i have buyers remorse.
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benpeek
Mar. 10th, 2008 01:47 am (UTC)
i think i'm going to set up a tarot reading hotline.
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