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You've been the purveyor of shaved heads since 1869. Should I shave my head, given that I have the wrong head shape for such a style?

Yes.

Because, one day, you will be bald. One day you all will. I have seen to it.

You need to prepare for it.


(This is part of the Ask Me A Question, Get An Answer thing I'm doing on this blog. Anything goes. If it makes it till Friday, it'll end then.)

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jaylake
Dec. 14th, 2006 04:11 am (UTC)
Not me! I shall never be bald! Muahahahahahahahaah!
benpeek
Dec. 14th, 2006 04:13 am (UTC)
especially you, lake.

*please imagine evil voice*
jaylake
Dec. 14th, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)
So how shall you rob me of my ashy-golden locks, then, Mister Peek? Trained drop bears? Sharpened wombat cuticles in the hands of specially trained Australo-courtesans? Ninja stylists in solar-powered microlights?

I await your diabolical answer with arachnid patience.
benpeek
Dec. 14th, 2006 09:47 am (UTC)
that is doctor peek, lord lake, as you very well know. and i have you know that your daughter will be recieving lighters for xmas.
jaylake
Dec. 15th, 2006 02:33 am (UTC)
Oh ho. That's the way things are, then. Well, I'll just be sending the Clown Squad round then, shall I?

:: silly string ::
benpeek
Dec. 15th, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)
i shall take that silly string to be the confetti of my victory march.
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benpeek
Dec. 14th, 2006 09:49 am (UTC)
you were obviously born to be bald. don't wait! the longer you resist, the less you will know the joy! do it now! in fact, i'll do it! i'm right there! i'm standing over you right now!

snip snip!
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