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Well, now that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting divorced, there is, of course, a sex tape:

By all accounts it’s your garden variety wedding-night fare. "Holed up" in an exclusive Beverly Hills Bungalow for two weeks, the couple do little else but have sex and play chess.


Having never been married, I didn't realise chess was part of the deal.

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drjon
Nov. 13th, 2006 10:49 am (UTC)
Chess? Nobody said there'd be chess...
benpeek
Nov. 13th, 2006 11:15 am (UTC)
i know. no wonder the gay community fights so hard for it.
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benpeek
Nov. 13th, 2006 11:14 am (UTC)
i do like a good game of chess, but i don't think i'm willing to have it... changed.
black13
Nov. 13th, 2006 11:04 am (UTC)
Not always. Some people don't play chess. We played monopoly instead.
benpeek
Nov. 13th, 2006 11:17 am (UTC)
did you go to jail?

;)
mattdoyle
Nov. 13th, 2006 11:20 am (UTC)
^^^probably for buying something at king's cross ;)
chrisbarnes
Nov. 13th, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
Darn right it's not always chess. We played backgammon. Oh, those long hot backgammon nights ...

And later, years later when backgammon was no longer enough, we turned, inevitably, to Scrabble.
ironed_orchid
Nov. 13th, 2006 12:05 pm (UTC)
More to the point: Britney can play chess?!?
benpeek
Nov. 13th, 2006 12:54 pm (UTC)
obviously, when naked, britney can do anything.
ironed_orchid
Nov. 13th, 2006 10:14 pm (UTC)
It's her superpower.
ex_chrisbil
Nov. 13th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
I can't be the first to pun it, but may I say with pride:

"I want Britney's pawn video!"
benpeek
Nov. 13th, 2006 11:24 pm (UTC)
haha. that didn't even cross my mind.
ex_chrisbil
Nov. 13th, 2006 11:27 pm (UTC)
Dude - check out my latest blog post! I lost the badge!
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