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Humanitarian Once Again





The worse thing about shaving your head, is if you take a hit to the head, there's nothing to hide it. Something like this on people with hair? No one says a word. But to me? It means that until it heals over, everyone will be saying, "You have a cut on your head, did you know that?" When you say, yeah, you did notice, it's kind your head, y'know, they blink, then say, "So... How'd you do it?"

So:

I was rescuing needy, poor, but not too ugly, orphans with leprosy from pirates.

Thank you.

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benpeek
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:34 am (UTC)
is your hair red now?
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benpeek
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:37 am (UTC)
oh. well, now i can't say, ohmygod, your hair is red. the red was nice. so was the blonde. wasn't there a bit of pink once?
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benpeek
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:44 am (UTC)
you know, i think i remember liking the pink.
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benpeek
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:52 am (UTC)
that's such a lie :P
markdeniz
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:24 am (UTC)
I knew you'd been angering folk once again with your reviews but is this not taking it a little too far?
benpeek
Jun. 3rd, 2006 10:35 am (UTC)
how many times do i have to say it? orphans. pirates. leprosy.
markdeniz
Jun. 3rd, 2006 11:09 am (UTC)
Yes, yes, quite...
bodhichitta0
Jun. 3rd, 2006 12:53 pm (UTC)
It's good to know about the pirates because...
To me it looks sort of like you stood up too quickly and whacked your head on something that was lower than you thought. :-p Or some drunk broke a beer bottle on your head?

Were the pirates heavily armed? Or did you simply read them one of your reviews and they all fell over in fear? :-D
benpeek
Jun. 4th, 2006 05:24 am (UTC)
Re: It's good to know about the pirates because...
To me it looks sort of like you stood up too quickly and whacked your head on something that was lower than you thought. :-p Or some drunk broke a beer bottle on your head?

i'm telling you: pirates, children, leprosy. there's nothing else to this story! this interview is over!
kazzibee
Jun. 3rd, 2006 01:19 pm (UTC)
AHAAAARRRRRGH BRING BACK ME NEEDY ORRRRPHANS YA SCOUNDRELLLL

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kazzibee
Jun. 3rd, 2006 01:24 pm (UTC)
haha and calling me "dear god" only encourages me!

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kazzibee
Jun. 3rd, 2006 01:28 pm (UTC)
oh! haha "carry on" is even MORE encouraging!! :D
norda
Jun. 3rd, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)
Why, oh why, does no one rescue those poor needy pirates from those leprous children?
benpeek
Jun. 4th, 2006 05:25 am (UTC)
that's next week.
jaylake
Jun. 3rd, 2006 03:38 pm (UTC)
I was rescuing needy, poor, but not too ugly, orphans with leprosy from pirates.

Were there widows involved? What kind of pirates were they? Pirates of the Callipyg?
mme_publisher
Jun. 3rd, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
Ha! I think you've caught him in a lie involving orphans is what I think.

Can I sell you a button?
benpeek
Jun. 4th, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
don't listen to her!

they were pirates with peg legs and hooks. they may have been amputee patients involved in a play, but i do not think so. would amputees not have doctors?

come to think of it, those children were dressed in white. and kind of midget like...
mme_publisher
Jun. 4th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
You're just digging yourself in deeper...
benpeek
Jun. 5th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)
everything i say is 100% believable.
tigersmeleth_86
Jun. 6th, 2006 03:21 am (UTC)
I...oh...ouch! The looks painful, like a papercut between your fingers. *shudders* I seriously just want to rub some of this Chinese herbal balm on your head to make it look less painful!
benpeek
Jun. 6th, 2006 12:49 pm (UTC)
*sniffle*

you're the first person to offer that.
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