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Boxes of Love.

Does love ever end?

Yes.

You notice it, at first, when the tiny brown boxes begin appearing in the mail. They're not addressed to anyone, but they make you uncomfortable. It gets worse when you notice the rash. Then you wake up cough, coughing so hard you think you've dislodged something very important and irreplaceable from within your chest.

That's when you know it's ended. You should then chop up your love and put him or her or it into the box and bury it in the backyard. A cream will cure the rash.


From the Ben Peek Show.

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benpeek
Apr. 6th, 2006 01:23 am (UTC)
only when it comes to love ;)
ironed_orchid
Apr. 6th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)
Of course, the last step is trickier for those who don't have a back yard.

I'm enjoying the questions and answers session.
benpeek
Apr. 6th, 2006 01:51 am (UTC)
cool :)

be sure to take part, if you've got anything. i'd like it to draw in people who aren't the usual crowd, and just make it fun, y'know?
kazzibee
Apr. 6th, 2006 01:35 am (UTC)
Haha that sounded like someoneme when I was "trying" to quit ciggies.
benpeek
Apr. 6th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
wow, i hate to imagine what i'd be like trying to give up something ;)
alittleflower
Apr. 6th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
benpeek
Apr. 6th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
why're you spamming my blog?
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