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My Keyboard is a Mass Grave

There are, now, with the lingering hint of bug spray, dead ants lodged in between the keys on my keyboard. Every letter punches down on their little bodies: break, snap, pound, sudden onomatopoeia for the dead. This was not a well thought out action.

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underdogautopsy
Mar. 20th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
This is may be my favorite post I've ever read on LJ, like... ever.
benpeek
Mar. 20th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
i'm sorry i didn't take photos, then ;)
squirrel_monkey
Mar. 20th, 2006 03:22 am (UTC)
keyboard as a mass grave is a brilliant image. crunching is probably less pleasant though.
benpeek
Mar. 20th, 2006 03:37 am (UTC)
yeah, i like the keyboard as a mass grave thing too. not much i can do with it right now, i think, however.
(Anonymous)
Mar. 20th, 2006 03:52 am (UTC)
You donkey. Try turning the keyboard upside down and tapping it a few times to dislodge the corpses. (Note: Don't have the board above your head and your mouth open when you do this.)

Margo.
benpeek
Mar. 20th, 2006 05:49 am (UTC)
*looks at margo with a mouth full of ants. obviously something went wrong.*
(Anonymous)
Mar. 21st, 2006 11:36 pm (UTC)
Oh Ben (smacks forehead), read the WHOLE RECIPE before you start to cooking! - M.
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