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The World is Not Enough.

The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade have given advice to Australian's, suggesting that it is not advisable to travel to Algeria, Egypt, Iran, Israel, the West Bank and Gaza Strip, Kuwait, Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

Said the spokesman, "Despite the fantastic rollercoasters and free fairy floss that is given out to all people who go to those countries, we just don't think it's safe. Last week, on the bumper cars, a little boy hit his head, suffering a bruise. we can't have that happening to more people."

With a shuffle of his papers, the stocky, dark haired spokesman added, "But Britain and America are regularly maintaining their theme parks, and they are quite safe to visit."