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Imaginary Jesus: This just isn't right.

Ben: I suppose we could debate how science fiction and fantasy is defined.

Imaginary Jesus: Do I look like I want to be crucified again?

Ben: You keep bleeding on my couch, though.

Imaginary Jesus: I'd rather watch this, and this shit, this--this is...





Free Loading Alien: He's a big star, dude. Huge frontal lobe. A pioneer in interspecies fucking.

Imaginary Jesus: That doesn't make this right.

Free Loading Alien: Don't be such a wuss.

Ben: He is Jesus, y'know.

Free Loading Alien: Your Imaginary Jesus.

Ben: Point. If I have to have a fractured blog psyche, Jesus ought to be a radical and not some conservative loser. So lighten the fuck up, Jesus. And you, you free loading fuck of an alien, this ain't right. And you better not be planning to put your saucer on blocks in my front yard. That shit's not happening. I'm not your intergalatic trailer park stop.

Free Loading Alien: ...

Imaginary Jesus: Aw, he's got no snappy come back.

Free Loading Alien: I never did fucking like you, Jesus.




For bodhichitta0, who got curious, and kazzibee. It's not alien cunt, but it's as about close as you'll likely get.

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mariness
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
You know, dude, I was already disturbed before you threw this image up on my friends page.
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
doesn't it just give you that special warm feeling?
kazzibee
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:50 pm (UTC)
OH GREAT THANKS MY CHANCES OF GETTING A DATE WITH GEORGE CLOONEY WHILE HE'S IN TOWN ARE NOW GREATLY REDUCED. NOW HE THINK'S I'M SOME KIND OF X-FILES LESBIAN. heheh. do you think george likes alien lesbians? i can do that! [for george].
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
he's a big hollywood star. i'm sure alien lesbians are all he gets off on nowadays.
kazzibee
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
ok! alien lesbian suit rental here i come!!
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
be sure to take pictures. we'll all want them--and you can share 'em round work. nothing like sharing pictures of george clooney and you in an alien lesbian suit. 'specially good if you've a government bludge job ;)
kazzibee
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:58 pm (UTC)
what is this "bludge job" of which you speak? what is "bludging"??

heh.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC)
heh. which government?
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:06 am (UTC)
I work for the A[ustra]lien Lesbian Government. I play for them too. More play than work at the moment.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:09 am (UTC)
that's what everyone at that government body does. no work, all play. friends of mine work there. they send me photos of the lesbian alien suits they wear.
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
heh where i work there's no need for the suits.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
no one ever said anything about *need*. i think they just like it. gets 'em back in touch with nature. or whatever alien nature that they want to be in touch with, i guess.
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:20 am (UTC)
oh. heh. i meant the lesbian factor.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 03:23 am (UTC)
aw, but who could find fault in alien lesbians?
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
now look here, i dunno if the plot was ever deduced in this here thread, BUT IT IS MOST CERTAINLY LOST TO ME NOW.

not that there's anything wrong with that.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 11:50 am (UTC)
i don't let things like plot and reality get in my way. it's jump jump jump with me. look, a rabbit. yes. anyhow. stick round and you'll see what i mean :)
tigersmeleth_86
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
Oh wow...I'm sorry, but that has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen! Entertaining entry through!
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:03 pm (UTC)
heh. cool. i can get weirder, though. much weirder.
frogworth
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:41 pm (UTC)
Please do!

But... oh. my. fucking. lord. That is a VERY ICKY image.

But only because I find saggy women with tattoos on their shaved mons with a gimp mask on to be rather unattractive. Alien sex, meh whatever.
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:48 pm (UTC)
the female body comes in all shapes and sizes and beauty, man. don't fear it.

(on a casual aside, i'm sure that alien porn films is somewhere round the bestiality film side. which means the bottom of the porn world. when you're doing all the wild stuff just cause you don't do nothing else and your body is worn down by drugs and life.)
frogworth
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
You have a (several) point(s).
But I don't fear the female body, just the mask. And the tat. Mostly.
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:56 pm (UTC)
i never much understood tats there--or penis' or whatever in a genital area you got. but that's just me.
frogworth
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
I can understand penises in one's genital area, just not tats.

Oh, maybe that's not what you meant ;)
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
no, i don't understand penis'. ugly things, really.
frogworth
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)
Speaking as web editor at a medical journal, I get to see some rather icky body parts fairly regularly...
Speaking of which, work calls! Hark! I hear you! Yes, yes, no more looking at alien porn for now, I promise, even accidentally.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
work, work. you should get yourself a job at the alien lesbian government. sure, you got to wear a latex alien suit...
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
hey who said anything about latex? you are such a fabricator!
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 03:25 am (UTC)
well, what is the alien suit going to made out of then?
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 03:40 am (UTC)
green jellybeans.
bodhichitta0
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)
AHHHHH! MY EYES! AGAIN! :-p
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:11 am (UTC)
i am here to help.
bodhichitta0
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:14 am (UTC)
And to think I didn't even like seeing this. As usual, you totally outdid me.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:17 am (UTC)
heh.

take your safe search off google. you'll see a lot worse than what i put up. trust me.
bodhichitta0
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:22 am (UTC)
No REALLY, it's okay. :-D It's like the horse thing. (Remember when you posted about the horse thing???) I'm not a prude but... some people's idea of a good sexy time and mine aren't even in the same er.... galaxy.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 03:29 am (UTC)
wuss :P
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 03:45 am (UTC)
heh. every time i look at your icon i think it says "THE MORMON".
bodhichitta0
Dec. 8th, 2005 11:29 am (UTC)
That's okay, I don't care much for the fundamentalist Mormons either who are still practicing polygamy in Arizona and parts of Utah. :-D It's a take off on the neo-cons bumperstickers here. They have their "W" stickers proudly plastered on the back of their SUVS and under that it usually reads "W: The President" or "W: Still the President". How appropriate that the most simple-minded president in our history is designated with a mere letter...
kazzibee
Dec. 8th, 2005 11:37 am (UTC)
ha. i don't much care for mor[m]ons anywhere.

some people have the dumbest bumper stickers.

but some people have nerdy-but-good ones! someone i know(a botanist) has the sticker "I stop for algae". that one i like.
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