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Imaginary Jesus: This just isn't right.

Ben: I suppose we could debate how science fiction and fantasy is defined.

Imaginary Jesus: Do I look like I want to be crucified again?

Ben: You keep bleeding on my couch, though.

Imaginary Jesus: I'd rather watch this, and this shit, this--this is...





Free Loading Alien: He's a big star, dude. Huge frontal lobe. A pioneer in interspecies fucking.

Imaginary Jesus: That doesn't make this right.

Free Loading Alien: Don't be such a wuss.

Ben: He is Jesus, y'know.

Free Loading Alien: Your Imaginary Jesus.

Ben: Point. If I have to have a fractured blog psyche, Jesus ought to be a radical and not some conservative loser. So lighten the fuck up, Jesus. And you, you free loading fuck of an alien, this ain't right. And you better not be planning to put your saucer on blocks in my front yard. That shit's not happening. I'm not your intergalatic trailer park stop.

Free Loading Alien: ...

Imaginary Jesus: Aw, he's got no snappy come back.

Free Loading Alien: I never did fucking like you, Jesus.




For bodhichitta0, who got curious, and kazzibee. It's not alien cunt, but it's as about close as you'll likely get.

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mariness
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
You know, dude, I was already disturbed before you threw this image up on my friends page.
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
doesn't it just give you that special warm feeling?
kazzibee
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:50 pm (UTC)
OH GREAT THANKS MY CHANCES OF GETTING A DATE WITH GEORGE CLOONEY WHILE HE'S IN TOWN ARE NOW GREATLY REDUCED. NOW HE THINK'S I'M SOME KIND OF X-FILES LESBIAN. heheh. do you think george likes alien lesbians? i can do that! [for george].
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
he's a big hollywood star. i'm sure alien lesbians are all he gets off on nowadays.
kazzibee
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
ok! alien lesbian suit rental here i come!!
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
be sure to take pictures. we'll all want them--and you can share 'em round work. nothing like sharing pictures of george clooney and you in an alien lesbian suit. 'specially good if you've a government bludge job ;)
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tigersmeleth_86
Dec. 7th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
Oh wow...I'm sorry, but that has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen! Entertaining entry through!
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:03 pm (UTC)
heh. cool. i can get weirder, though. much weirder.
frogworth
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:41 pm (UTC)
Please do!

But... oh. my. fucking. lord. That is a VERY ICKY image.

But only because I find saggy women with tattoos on their shaved mons with a gimp mask on to be rather unattractive. Alien sex, meh whatever.
benpeek
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:48 pm (UTC)
the female body comes in all shapes and sizes and beauty, man. don't fear it.

(on a casual aside, i'm sure that alien porn films is somewhere round the bestiality film side. which means the bottom of the porn world. when you're doing all the wild stuff just cause you don't do nothing else and your body is worn down by drugs and life.)
frogworth
Dec. 7th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
You have a (several) point(s).
But I don't fear the female body, just the mask. And the tat. Mostly.
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bodhichitta0
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)
AHHHHH! MY EYES! AGAIN! :-p
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:11 am (UTC)
i am here to help.
bodhichitta0
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:14 am (UTC)
And to think I didn't even like seeing this. As usual, you totally outdid me.
benpeek
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:17 am (UTC)
heh.

take your safe search off google. you'll see a lot worse than what i put up. trust me.
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