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Disposing of the Body.

Best meme I've seen in months:

"Tell me how you'd dispose of my corpse. Then post this in your own journal to find out how other people plan to get rid of YOUR body!"

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cheerselfears
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:01 am (UTC)
Turn you into canape, and serve you to the literati at Continuum.

that's the only post-worthy meme on live journal in the last two years.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:09 am (UTC)
oh my. i could choke my local enem--er, peers. yes. they could choke on me. so very appealing ;)
drjon
Jul. 5th, 2005 08:15 am (UTC)
Prop you up behind the Rego Desk at Continuum. The Hotel Staff will take care of it in the wee hours of Monday morning...
aaronace
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:05 am (UTC)
I'd hang you in the closet of a Motel 6 with your pants around your ankles and a belt around your neck.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
cover of newsweek, here i come.
ironed_orchid
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
Leave your corpse near Uluru and tell the press that the dingoes got you.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:28 am (UTC)
so long as you saved the baby!
ironed_orchid
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:30 am (UTC)
Baby? What baby? I deny any knowledge of a baby.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
poor angeline. sold to rich industrials and fed healthy food in her glass prison until her organs were old enough to be harvested.
capnoblivious
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
Hah. There won't be a body.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:36 am (UTC)
less mess?
capnoblivious
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:50 am (UTC)
More.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:52 am (UTC)
naturally.
buymeaclue
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:54 am (UTC)
Compost!

Sneaky _and_ environmentally sound.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
it's good to see everyone's environmental concerns coming out :)
(Anonymous)
Jul. 5th, 2005 08:52 am (UTC)
Just have to make sure you get a hot and active enough heap, so as much of the bone as possible disintegrates along with the flesh. I know a good heap will disintegrate a chicken in a few days, so if you break the body up into small enough pieces first and maybe spread it across a couple of heaps you could reduce it to unrecognisably human fairly quickly.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 10:59 am (UTC)
mum, is that you?
chrisbarnes
Jul. 5th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
Flay you, feed your flesh to swine, and wear your tanned hide in triumph like Hercules wore the Nemean Lion's. Its skin was supposed to be invulnerable... yours might not be that tough, but I reckon it's pretty thick, so close enough. :-)
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
i think you may be wanting a refund after a couple of days of wearing that skin.
deborahb
Jul. 5th, 2005 07:45 am (UTC)
Make yer into a giant, dead, jack-in-the-box.

Imagine the kiddies' surprise...
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 10:58 am (UTC)
i hope i'm naked and rotting.
deborahb
Jul. 5th, 2005 01:15 pm (UTC)
There's a sentence you don't get to say every day.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 01:33 pm (UTC)
that's why i love these memes.
shadowsandice
Jul. 5th, 2005 08:10 am (UTC)
Find a pig farm.

Chop you into widdle bits.

Feed to pigs.

Ah, the circle of life.
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 10:59 am (UTC)
pigs are popular, aren't they? do you even know if this is an urban myth or true. i was thinking about it earlier today.
shadowsandice
Jul. 5th, 2005 11:01 am (UTC)
Two movies: SNATCH and HANNIBLE
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 11:56 am (UTC)
yeah, i saw SNATCH. but is it real? will pigs really do it? did someone try this out?
future_conduit
Jul. 5th, 2005 01:28 pm (UTC)
Magic Mouli!
benpeek
Jul. 5th, 2005 01:33 pm (UTC)
...what?
future_conduit
Jul. 6th, 2005 02:12 pm (UTC)
y'know. magic mouli. those orange coloured kitchen appliance things that they use to pimp on late night info-mercials. they are s'pose to slice and dice vegetables and stuff. if i recall corectly there is a french fry attachment that is included if you act now.
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