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Observation #31

There really is such a thing as a bad thong butt crack moment. I never thought about it, so I never realised it was out there, terrorising people and chipping away at sexual desire, but it is. You people are warned. I warn you: butt crack is in no way sexy, but if your butt crack is highlighted by a bring pink thong that might glow in the dark, it's really, really, quite worse. Words wont--can't--do it justice. Thankfully, I didn't have my digital camera on me, and besides, I don't take those photos anymore. The courts made it quite clear that I shouldn't.

In other news, people are buying shirts and caps and other stuff with the Science Fiction is Dead logo. The coolness factor of this to me is unbelievable.

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i_ate_my_crusts
May. 20th, 2005 03:37 am (UTC)
There really is such a thing as a bad thong butt crack moment.

Is there a good one? I haven't encountered any, as yet, that's for sure.
benpeek
May. 20th, 2005 04:06 am (UTC)
it can't all be bad. there must be good examples of it... somewhere. there must. don't be such a cynic, zara!

(heheh.)
lyzbeth
May. 20th, 2005 08:38 am (UTC)
I want to make a tshirt for all my teacherish friends that says
"Yes, I AM picking on you".

It just says it all really.
benpeek
May. 20th, 2005 09:39 am (UTC)
that wouldn't be difficult. all you'd need is some finger motions (pointing, up yours, or even a rifle sight thing for the o in you--which would nicely link into school shootings. heh.).
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