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Observation #902

The perfect business idea: Jesus Chocolate. Every Easter, I could fix up some molds and make money selling three kinds of Jesus to churches and cynics. There would be A Chocolate Jesus Carrying His Cross, A Chocolate Jesus Being Crucified, and A Chocolate Zombie Jesus.

I'd make millions.

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ironed_orchid
Mar. 24th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC)
Wonderful.

Mu-um, I want a chocolate zombie Je-sus.
benpeek
Mar. 24th, 2005 11:49 am (UTC)
you can't have your zombie jesus until you finish crucified jesus.
shadowsandice
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:20 pm (UTC)
You're a dork. It's not enough to have Jesus stealing your car, you have to make him a chocolate zombie too.
benpeek
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
you'd so buy one.
shadowsandice
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:24 pm (UTC)
No way. Easter is all about hoss cross buns. Screw the chocolate.
benpeek
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
the hoss?

heh. i dunno what it is, but if you sit there and say, 'the hoss the hoss' a couple of times, it's really quite funny.
shadowsandice
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:29 pm (UTC)
Hoss cross buns just rolls of the tongue smoother than hot cross buns.
benpeek
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:34 pm (UTC)
i feel like i'm zombie jesus. 'the hoss, the hoss, boss, it's the hoss.'
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bodhichitta0
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
You're on to something there, Ben. Especially with the zombie Jesus chocolate. Check this out.

And I think there is even book called Chocolate Jesus. But I've just heard the title and was too lazy to amazon AND google for the same comment.
benpeek
Mar. 24th, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC)
damn. i knew someone else would have it.
bodhichitta0
Mar. 24th, 2005 03:52 pm (UTC)
That empty tomb snack--I'm all over that! :-)
ironed_orchid
Mar. 24th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
jonquil linked to the empty tomb snack back in February, which is how I know that the site exists.

And the perfect family activity on good Friday when everything is closed and there's nothing to do.
benpeek
Mar. 24th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
i hate good friday.
ironed_orchid
Mar. 24th, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC)
Me too.

Although I think the ACT has the advantage over WA in that it's legal to buy and sell alcohol here. WA still has some stupid regulations when it comes to holiday and weekend trading.
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