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Observation #338 (After the Eye Test)

There will come a day when I will be required to scoop out my left eye and replace it with a glass one, I am sure. That slowly deteriorating orb will then be dropped into a long thin tube of liquid, where it will float and gaze emptily out at the world as people try to guess its colour.

Maybe I'll have an eye patch like a cheap villain.




And someone from Finland came through here. Cool, hey?

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bodhichitta0
Jan. 23rd, 2005 07:11 pm (UTC)
That bad eh? I'm right there with you. (Not only am I getting far-sighted on top of being near-sighted, both glaucoma and cataracts run in my family.)
benpeek
Jan. 23rd, 2005 10:36 pm (UTC)
actually, it's not nearly that bad. apparently it's actually quite good, but it doesn't change the fact thate very time i go and get my eyes checked, the words, 'your left eye has gotten worse,' are used.
joey_j0jo
Jan. 23rd, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
Phyllis assume's you're copying Liam.
benpeek
Jan. 23rd, 2005 10:35 pm (UTC)
...what?
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