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Observation #344

The spider that lived in the ceiling corner above my shower never bothered me, not until the day it fucked another spider while I was in the shower, naked and soapy and singing along to William Shatner. I squashed the pair of them with a shampoo bottle. That shit was just too weird for me.

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nick_kaufmann
Nov. 11th, 2004 07:34 am (UTC)
It's just like a horror movie for spiders--they can live until they start fucking, then it's squishing time.
benpeek
Nov. 11th, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)
and i got to play the killer!

excellent.

i'm going to so indulge in this serial spider killer fantasy for days now.
studebakerhawk
Nov. 12th, 2004 05:02 pm (UTC)
Two things wrong with that post.

1) Killing spiders.
2) Naked soapy Ben. Just not my scene.

Although, you were sining to Shatner. Which song? Ideal Woman? ....spit out the gum, it doesn't work. Etc. Christ, i'm exhausted.
benpeek
Nov. 13th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
i was singing the one which says, 'one day, we'll all be dead.'

(or not, if you'd prefer to believe it's all a lie.)
studebakerhawk
Nov. 13th, 2004 08:00 pm (UTC)
No no no, i believe it was real, i just meant two things i didnt really dig in the post. By the way, was quite happy with my portfolio.
benpeek
Nov. 13th, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC)
well, as a rule, you shouldn't believe everything on this journal, anyhow.

that's cool for the portfolio. i'll be picking them up tomorrow. a lovely drive in, have a review, pick up assignments, drive out experience for me.
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