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The new part of the world drifting through here is from Belgium.

Outside, it's raining in that thin, barely worth a mention kind of rain that allows for birds to bitch back and forth to each other. I figure they're complaining about the wet, and how, last week, the hottest day even in October was recorded. I wish they'd just shut the fuck up and explode in bits of meat and feathers and shards of beak.

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future_conduit
Oct. 19th, 2004 01:56 am (UTC)
apparently lemon juice and washing powder rolled up in little bits of bread will give you the desired effect. allegedly there is a chemical reaction with the stomach acids that make thier bellies pop.
i don't know, i never tried it. but if my sources are correct then it should work.
unfortunately my source is a rumour from highschool. the very same source that told me the dreadlocked guy who lived under the Maroopna bridge went to the hairdresser to get his dreads removed because they were itching like crazy. but he dropped dead because the hairdresser upset the nest of spiders who had made his dreads thier home.
benpeek
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:52 am (UTC)
my high school rumour told me that it was disprin that made them explode. they even picked the bird, which was pigeons. pigeons explode after eating disprin.

needless to say, i was (and am) skeptical.
future_conduit
Oct. 20th, 2004 03:59 pm (UTC)
hmm... i thought that disprin - when mixed into a saucer of milk - gave heart attacks to kittens.

there is only one way to be sure though, but i think tou might get a call from the RSPCA & animal liberation regarding these experiments
bodhichitta0
Oct. 19th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)
I love birds when they are frolicking in the back yard looking cute. Don't love them at all when I have my window open and they wake me up out of a sound sleep. I don't really want them to explode, I just feel the desire to shoot them. It usually passes.
studebakerhawk
Oct. 19th, 2004 04:24 pm (UTC)
Guys, guys! Please!

...You put a berocca in a chip. Come on, this is animal pranksterism at its most basic.
studebakerhawk
Oct. 19th, 2004 04:26 pm (UTC)
Guys, guys! Please!

...You put a berocca in a chip. Come on, this is animal pranksterism at its most basic.
benpeek
Oct. 20th, 2004 04:53 am (UTC)
have you done this?
studebakerhawk
Oct. 20th, 2004 03:16 pm (UTC)
I have (or had ) a few particularly sick friends who dabbled in this kind of stuff. Brrr.
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