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The Conspiracy.

On the train home today, I watched a sandy haired kid, no older than four, eat his snot. He was pretty happy with the decision, and after having a good chew, offered me some from the second nostril, which I politely turned down. I tell you, however, that kids under the age of ten have banded together with one cause: to convince me that eating your own snot is good.

Best of luck to the little shits.

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studebakerhawk
Sep. 15th, 2004 03:04 pm (UTC)
Being a recovering snot-eater myself, i often marvel at the mental process behind it... "hm. gunk up my nose. Well, it must taste good right? Ok, here goes... say! Thats not half bad! Its like a vending machine! This could catch on..."

And so on and so forth, down the ages and into your train carriage. Who are you to begrudge a snack? Huh? Huh? :D
benpeek
Sep. 15th, 2004 06:27 pm (UTC)
you snot eaters are all the same. no consideration for me.
bodhichitta0
Sep. 15th, 2004 03:56 pm (UTC)
You know, I am around kids constantly and I have never seen a kid eat his/her snot. Pick around a bit up there, yes. Eat no.
benpeek
Sep. 15th, 2004 06:27 pm (UTC)
obviously, i'm special ;)
shadowsandice
Sep. 15th, 2004 11:20 pm (UTC)
Why do all your snot-related posts appear when I'm eating?
benpeek
Sep. 16th, 2004 06:35 am (UTC)
just lucky i guess.
joey_j0jo
Sep. 16th, 2004 01:43 am (UTC)
You're snot related posts never cease to run out.
benpeek
Sep. 16th, 2004 06:36 am (UTC)
it's a conspiracy, that's why. i fear waking up surrounded by four years with boggers.
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