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I Fu*cked Alec Baldwin in his A*s.

"In Sept. 2002, I fu**ed Alec Baldwin in his a** in a hot, sweaty, nasty sex romp. Read the story that will change lives. Be the first one on your block to have the nitty gritty about that night, that will be only told in my book.

Grab the scoop before my story gets into the hands of the media, and they attemp to censor it. I had Alec Baldwin on all four's for me, and S/M was involved. Read the real story."

god this makes me laugh. here's the link.

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bodhichitta0
Jun. 22nd, 2004 06:45 pm (UTC)
That is hilarious but does she really think ANYTHING about Alec Baldwin will change anyone's life? But I personally expected more of Mr. Conductor. It's shocking. Just shocking. :-)
benpeek
Jun. 22nd, 2004 06:55 pm (UTC)
the whole thing makes me laugh, including the fact that someone would think fucking alec baldwin would be some sort of badge of honour that you could write a book out of. heh.
bodhichitta0
Jun. 24th, 2004 03:28 pm (UTC)
Well, you know a big chunk of the book probably is probably background material. You know, how she got to be so lucky to be IN THE RIGHT PLACE, AT THE RIGHT TIME to f*ck Alec Baldwin. I mean, that is some luck. She has got some good karma going on. *snort*
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