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Ben Peek, Dead, 5th of June.

We regret to announce the unfortunate passing of Ben Peek, who on the 5th of June of this year was carefully cannibalized by a homicidal maniac. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted "This SUCKS!" just before expiring. Ben Peek is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

from the random obituary generator of doom.

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nick_kaufmann
Jun. 12th, 2004 12:26 am (UTC)
We regret to announce the untimely passing of Nick Kaufmann, who on the 5th of July of this year was randomly buried alive by Gizmorlag the Slug Demon. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe somewhere on Interstate 52. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Well, there goes the rest of my day..." just before expiring. Nick Kaufmann is survived by a goldfish. Funeral services will be held the 7th of next month.
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